Our New Fiery Additions

Today we received our order of hot sauces!

Going home after work with big grins on our faces carrying this box.

The way Niall eats hot sauce: Globs it all over his food.

The way Sandra eats hot sauce: Pours some on a plate and dabs her food on it carefully.

When we got home I had some business to settle with the bank. So while I called them, Niall started making egg burritos (our favourite food to have new hot sauce with)

Of course I'm on hold for what seems an eternity. 

Im ready to hang up but Niall tells me to just hang in there. 

He brings me my plate with 2 burritos to eat while im on hold. One is with the less spicy sauce and one is with the sudden death sauce. I don't know which one is which so I start munching away.

The first burrito is not very spicy but tasty and I finish it quickly. 

I pick up the second one and look at it to decide what end to bite off first. I decide to go for the end with the hot sauce oozing out of it. Take one bite. HOT. Take a second bite...OMG!!!!!! MY MOUTH WAS ON FIRE! and it just got hotter and hotter by the second. At this time Niall showed up with his burritos and a big glass of juice. By now I was yelling in agony, I immediately started gulping down all of Nialls juice as he's looking at me surprised. The juice isn't helping, my mouth is burning intensely now. I start yelling at him to go get me a glass of milk. He runs downstairs to the kitchen while I'm upstairs yelling at him to hurry up.

He comes running upstairs with my milk and im gulping it down but its just no use...AND I still have this phone to my ear on hold. At this point I'm sweating and hyperventilating and feeling very angry and frustrated at my burning mouth so I throw the receiver down and I'm still yelling *insert curse words* and running into the bedroom not knowing what to do. Im about to go downstairs to put anything in my mouth to cool it off, possibly run it under the tap?...THEN Niall is calling me because the bank has decided to pick up NOW. I go over and take a deep breath and try to tell them what I need as Im gasping for air because my mouth is on fire. The guy on the line keeps saying "what?", I say: "Can you hear me?!", he says: "yes but I can't understand you" So I try to focus on this pain and manage to talk between breaths. Having to make an effort calmed me down. That got sorted but my mouth and the outside of my lips were very red. Niall is looking at me with this scared puppy face. 

I said WHY WOULD YOU PUT SO MUCH OF THAT IN THERE!?!

After it settled I still finished my burrito one nibble at a time. Then we had some ice cream to cool off. 

Later I could feel it burning down my digestive tract.

I said..Ohh man! Im scared for whats gonna come out the other end!